X, if you're so desperate for petty bickering, seek me out yourself. I have no interest in spending any more time with you than is necessary. Personally, I'd rather you just talk to yourself. At least then there would be someone else present who is actually interested in listening to you.

I broke down a few walls near the Storage Room of Eternal Woe this evening. It just goes to show that I am a man of action and lengthy amounts of time with nothing important to do can be dangerous for me. I suppose it also goes to show that I shouldn't watch my programs for hours at a time.

Accursed retconning! You can't deny that Rydia was just a little girl when she left! There is no excuse to age her up just so you can use her for your tawdry subplots!

This castle will never be restored to its former glory. This is the conclusion I have come to. I was faced with the difficult decision of properly taking charge of clean-up as ordered or letting my little "committee" go their own merry way and I decided that our Superior would prefer having a rather dilapidated castle to losing several members of our happy group.

Not only am I (again) considering ways to...deal with Luxord, but I've missed a large portion of my programs because my Tivo was destroyed in an earlier zombie attack. Naminé, I would appreciate it if you could bring me up to date.

Vexen, we've known each other for a long time, but if you want our pleasant business relationship to continue, you will work up some sort of zombie repellant. One of your...creatures has laid waste to my room and relieving it of an arm didn't even slow it down.

I will also settle for Luxord repellant and some level of zombie-proofing for my room.

Have returned from Important Business Trip to discover a rise in...socialization. If it gets any louder around here, I'm going to have to soundproof the Chamber of Prodigious Facial Hair.

That aside, my trip was a success. It's always a joy to spread discord and frighten small children. I've also brought back all the items that it was requested that I acquire (though X shall have to ask me especially nicely for his).

(Sorry for not being around. The past few weeks have been rather hectic for me.)

So anyway, try to dredge up an opinion on Number III!